Who would win a fight between Donald Trump and Godzilla?

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We are all pretty much acquainted with the classic Godzilla films, but in case you didn’t know, Godzilla is a huge green goo monster who attacks small towns. He’s name is derived from the Japanese word “Godzilla” which means “earth-born”. Who would win a fight between Donald Trump and Godzilla? The answer depends upon who you ask.

The first thing to note is that both combatants share one major trait: they are very large. When we’re talking about a confrontation, that’s definitely going to mean a lot more distance between the two of them. If you’re playing against Godzilla, the odds are good that you will have to get even larger than him in order to prevail. It’s just one of those things.

That being said, let’s look at some more realistic scenario that might happen if these two big guys clash. Who do you think would win if Donald Trump was to take on Godzilla in an actual fight? Well, it might surprise you. The odds are pretty darn high that Godzilla would win the first round on just sheer physical size. Now, that doesn’t mean that Trump couldn’t have an advantage in the fight; after all, he’s pretty huge too!

The second, and perhaps more important, battle that takes place is one that will have to do with tactics. In other words, how do you best go into battle with this giant reptile? It seems like such a simple question, but when you’re actually dealing with Godzilla, it’s really not that simple. To make things worse, the fight will probably take place in Manhattan, and you should probably remember the fact that Godzilla had destroyed New York City a number of years back in Godzilla vs. King Kong.

Honestly, there are so many factors that will determine the outcome of this fight. Even though size might seem like the key factor, consider this: Godzilla might be massive in physical size, but he’s no match for the wisdom and tactics of the famous Manhattanite. Personally, I wouldn’t be too surprised if the Manhattan skyline was actually destroyed during this battle, as well as most of the populace of all surrounding cities.

So, if you’re thinking about this question, the answer is simple: who would win a fight between Donald Trump and Godzilla? It’s a toss up, and in my opinion, you should base your vote on the result of the physical contest. However, if you’re going by popular vote, then Godzilla for sure. Let’s face it, Hollywood rules all of their shows, and these two big fish have been married already, so perhaps these titans will take each other down in the end! Just like the old saying goes, “The greater the conflict, the greater the stakes, so it goes with life and war.”