If the Easter Bunny was a serial killer, how would you catch him?

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So you want to learn how to catch the Easter Bunny, the serial killer that terrorized Chicago decades ago? He was a visitor from England who came to the United States in ships and was given a number. Over time this strange visitor became something of a celebrity, and word spread that he was a serial killer.

You will want to make sure that you keep an eye out for any weirdos that happen to be wandering around in your neighborhood. If you see someone in your neighborhood that has a unique appearance, try to determine if it is them. You could put a bit of time into that research and discover whether or not they are the real deal.

However, I am sure that you will be too busy to bother with catching a serial killer on your own. The best way to do this is to enlist the help of a professional. Enter CSI. They have been specially designed to be able to help a team to investigate a crime scene. For example, they can determine if the bite marks on a victim were self-inflicted. They can also help determine if they came from a child.

These types of clues can even give a professional investigator a whole new angle to work with. Imagine being able to use the bite marks to find out if the serial killer is about to confess. The investigator could use the bite marks against the child, and that is right, if the child is telling the truth then the serial killer will almost certainly confess to the crime.

Now if you want to know how to catch the Easter Bunny, you must be willing to take the word of the professionals. After all, they have all the experience. There is a reason they have the skills necessary to determine if a certain crime scene is clean or contaminated. The professionals know their stuff. They can sniff out a crook, no matter how good they are at hiding knives. It is their job to show us the proof, not make us believe that they are so great that they can get away with a crime.

The last thing you want to do is go into a crime scene yourself and get hurt. If you are going around looking for serial killers unprepared, then you might end up hurting the victims or even killing them yourself. When you are dealing with a serial killer, or a monster such as the Easter Bunny, Dracula, or an Alighieri, do not underestimate the power of temptation. You may be able to flee but you will never get away with it, unless you are super fast or super strong. Just let the professionals handle it.